Well that was quite good wasn’t it. Complete change from last week which focused entirely on the battle at the wall, this week we bobbed and weaved thru Westoros as usual. However last week I suggested that the Nights Watch battle could potentially have a happy ending, well it kind of did in a way I mean Jon Snow had negotiations with the King beyond the wall, and it was kind of going sour then this massive army turned up and it was Stannis’s yes the true King (cept for Daenarys who’s the true queen and Tommen who’s the actual king and so on so forth) and he took the King beyond the wall prisoner at Jon Snows request, then the Nights Watch buried (well burned in case they turned into night walkers, are they still coming by the way cos their taking their time) their dead and everything was fine. Back wherever Daenarys actually is, and old man wanted to become a slave again but more importantly, one of her dragons is 1. missing and 2. killed a human girl, prompting her to make the painstaking decision to chain up the other two which was a little bit emotional cos they are kind of her “children” and she is the breaker of chains, but it was necessary for the safety of her people “You cannot tame dragons Khallesi”. Brienne of Tarth finally found one of the Starks, Arya, although she was probably only a few miles from Sansa, who wasn’t in the finale, and ending up having a battle royale with the Hound leaving him with fatal injuries, leading him to beg Arya to put him out of his misery, she didn’t though she just walked off, to the dock where she’s taking a ship to the wall presumably to see her brother (joining the Nights Watch seems like quite a sensible thing to do now cos Jon Snow at this moment is the safest Stark in the 7 kingdoms). Bran, Hodor and the other 2 were still looking for a tree (I really have no idea why) and as they found it they got attacked by skeletons that were alive (think there was something similar in Atlantis, that BBC show), anyway one of them killed the blond guy, stabbing him like 7 times before the sister actually noticed lol and then some little girl starting throwing like some weird fireballs at them and told them to come into the cave. In the cave the girl said the 1st men called her species children but they were around long before the 1st men, then Bran met some old guy who said he will get what he wanted which Bran thought was walking, the old guy was like “you’ll never walk again, but you will fly” WTF does that mean??????? And finally I’ve saved the best till last in King’s Landing, firstly Cersei cut ties with Tywin after he continued to insist she marry Lady Marjorie’s (I really hope she has more scenes next series), gay brother Lawrence. She then declared her undying love to Jaime and they did incesty stuff, but later Jaime FREED TYRION! YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!! THEN TYRION KILED SHAY! YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!! THAT BITCH NEEDED TO DIE! THEN HE KILLED TYWIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Then him and Lord Varros fled. Quite simply epic. Also Tywin was banging Shay, WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK THAT GUY IS ONE SERIOUS HYPOCRITE. Oh crap we have to wait another year for Series 5.